(Source: jumpen)
- friend: Oh my god I love this celebrity so much! He's so hot and - aw man. He's already 21. Ugh why are all the good men so old.
- me: OH YES HE'S ONLY 35. I WANNA LICK HIM.
once again you let me down, yet again it really doesnt affect me.
wouldnt expect much less from you.
no regrets.
lol yolo
(Source: sadult)
(Source: rebelrose)
My stomach hurts so much from laughingITS ONLY FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS SO ACCURATE.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
i am cryingggggg
(Source: kinomatika)
(Source: helainetieu)
